Hello and welcome to FTW3000, the online home of FTW, America's favorite magazine of profinity and vicious character assault. Unconvinced of our greatness? Check out just a few of the plaudits lavished on FTW by the critics:
Is this a joke? Seriously now, you can tell me . . . I honestly can't tell if this is serious or not. If it is, it's some of the most ridiculous garbage I've ever read. If it's sarcasm, it's not very good. Either way, there wasn't much effort put into it. (MRR)
A good old nerdy beer drinking kind of zine. The world needs more zines like this.(Punk Planet)
Sophomoric . . . hopefully not the product of a sober mind. (HeartAttack)
This zine is awesome. It's done by my ex-roomie, Grandpa Funky Man. (Teen Scene Zine)
But who cares what a bunch of stupid punkers have to say? Why don't you judge for yourself ? Click on a cover to check out some of the OSSUM articles from past issues of FTW.
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